10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"