10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe