10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fold and live to fold again
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers