10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez