10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "No river, no fish."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.