10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed