10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester