10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker