10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.