10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave