10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders