10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."