10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders