10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is for loners.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.