10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?