10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier