10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed