10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?