10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP