10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.