10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls