10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury