10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger