10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.