10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves