10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph