10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.