10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes