10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.