10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "No river, no fish."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.