10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack