10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth