10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.