10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."