10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier