10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!