10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-