10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson