10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"