10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.