10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)