10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow