10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe