10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is for loners.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'