10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death