10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it