10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.