10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.