10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is for loners.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword