10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Those eggs smell delicious!